Things I've learned today:

I already knew some of these but relearned them today.

1. People don't like to read e-mails

2. People like to know what's going on, but if it takes more then a sentence then it's not going to happen.

3. About 25% of the people reading this have stopped by now. (it would be 50% if this wasn't list form)

4. People don't like to organize people related events. Color-coded excel sheet of TV schedule, great! M&Ms sorted with like-minded M&Ms awesome!, "I have to commit to showing up so people aren't left sitting by themselves?!" - not happening.

5. Cabs take kitties! Some cabs. If you let them know in advance.

6. It only takes about 10 minutes to take out sutures.

7. They have cat spas in LA.

8. Ben Folds' $20 retrospective album has 60 songs!!!!!! 60!!!!! that's 3 for a dollar. but maybe too much Ben Folds.

9. The guy who I always see smoking next to my building is not a big smoker. At least according to him.

10. Lists are more effective if there are 10 things. 9 is lame. 11 is exhausting.

Thanks for reading this far!!!! Here's a picture of Conehead as a reward. He'll be around for another two days if you want an autograph.